Defcon: Men's Righteous Ben Snowboard Gloves

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• DFX - Seamless insert - Constructed without seam to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a make contraceptive for your hand
• Twin Blade - Goggle Squeegee - It'll cut frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too
• Sveltveetah Nose Wipe - Super soft and supple - Won't scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils, smooth and creamy just like a perfectly processed cheese spread
• Teflon - Hyperteflon durable water repellency - a special treatment applied to the fabric to ensure that all outside invading moisture and soils bead on the fabric instead of penetrating your and protection system. Good on skillets, even better on gloves
• Deftex - [8,000mm/5,000gm2] - State-of-the-Arts waterproof / windproof / breathable fabric. Oxford nylon with a micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable hand protection system in any condition
• Primaloft - Prime & Lotty - Superior warmth + water resistant fibers = Prime and Lofty Insulation
• Kung Fu Grip - Pre-curved finger construction