Defcon: Women's Hampton Snowboard Mitts

The early eighties were quite likely the pinnacle of human existence on earth. Thousands of years of struggle against tyranny, war, pestilence and starvation on the pursuit of liberty and happiness were finally realize in the form if excessive material gain and unrestrained personal gratification in all its fleshly forms: sex, drugs, rock and roll. This leather mitts is a testament to that epoch of time. It is also great for gripping mad stacks of cash.

• Leather: NEW 3m scotchguard water resistant leather
• DFX - Seamless insert: Constructed without seam to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a make contraceptive for your hand
• Polyfil: Polyfil insulation, Your basic "fluffy" insulation
• Retropile: Wooly Goat by Fleece: One half inch thick "Woolly Goat Boy" fleece
• The thick pile more effectively traps body heat providing super warm protection for our digits
• Kung Fu Grip: Pre-curved finger construction